Joe Jackson Admits he doesn't "Really" want the kids.
In an interview that Joe will claim never happened (probably because it didn’t) Joe Jackson clearly acknowledged that his recent attempts to gain custody of Michael Jackson’s children is part of a plot to bypass the fact that he was left out of the will. Father of the king of Pop Had this to say:
“You don’t even know who I am do you?”
“I don’t want anyone else’s children.”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
It’s obvious that Jackson is suffering from some sort of mental illness and periodically forgets about his son and grandchildren. When we asked him about the family and how they are holding up he seemed somewhat angry as he said:
“My publicist told me I was here to talk about my music.”
We had some time to kill so we asked him about his music. What followed was a lengthy discussion about his fictional career. He claims to be a recording artist who has released 18 or more studio albums dating back to the Seventies. In our haste to get this article published we failed to verify any of this. We allowed Mr Jackson to talk and talk for about 45 minutes before we again asked him if he would honor the will left by his recently deceased son and he exploded into a rage saying amongst other things:
“This interview is over!”
“Are you a fucking moron?”
Once we finally calmed him down we asked him to pose for this photo and he very reluctantly agreed.
We were scared at this point and didn’t ask the remainder of our questions. As Jackson left he shouted the following back at us:
“If I am Joe Jackson, the father of Jacko, why am I posing in front of a piano?”
“I’m not even an african american!”
This was strange because I would have been thinking the same thing if this purely fictional interview had ever taken place. It of course never did. This is a total work of fiction. I’m totally super serial. However if you look closely you may be able to detect the family resemblance.